Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Vowel Dumps

An insidious imbroglio of vowels often stares out implacably at me from the rack, and, no matter how they are arranged, end up being reminiscent of the howl of some feral beast when pronounced. If you are finding it difficult to manoeuvre around the proboscine phalanxes of vowels never fear. Vowel dumps take out the trash. Rife with words like ROUE, OLEO, AUREI, COOEE, URAEI and MIAOU vowel dumps are tantamount to landfills brimful with vowels. Especially troublesome vowels are the I and the U and they need to be dealt with using esoteric combinations such as LUAU, PUPU, NISI, TITI, UNAU and INIA. An exhaustive list of such words is exactly as it sounds.

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